In the Maharatnakuta Sutra, a collection of Mahayana Buddhist verses of sorts, it says that when one bodhisattva (i.e., person of great compassion) gets angry at another bodhisattva countless obstacles are set up everywhere in the universe.
Everything is hard.
Universe, did you hear me? I get it.
Everything I can think of.
Visualization and that fucking ball of light.
Writing nasty letters I didn’t send.
Writing sincere ones I did.
Voodoo dolls. (TOTALLY. KIDDING.)
More fucking meditation.
Giant. Fucking. Ball. Of. Light.
I have now reached the pinnacle of frustration, and I’d like to touch some fucking peace.
I’m fucking breathing, Universe!
I said, YEAH.
Person of great…
Yeah, I’ll try that.